duminică, 22 noiembrie 2009

Leapsa (II)

31. Ce crezi despre Yankees?
Nu stiu cine-s astia.

32. Ai parul ondulat?
Cret peste tot.

33.Când ai plâns ultima data?
Cand am ucis o gărgăriţă.

34. Ai intrat vreodata într’un zid?
Da. Si dincolo de zid am aflat nemurirea.

35. Anotimpul preferat?
Vara.

36. Adormi cu televizorul deschis?
Da.

37. Ai baut vreodata alcool direct din sticla?
Da.

38. Crezi ca esti bătrân?
Da. Matusalemic chiar.

39. Ti-e frica de întuneric?
Da. Mi-e frica de bau bau.

40. Îti place viata ta momentan?
Da.

41. Bati în lemn?
Nu, bat barbunctul.

42. Ai o vedere buna?
Nu, sunt destul de chior.

43. Poti sa faci hula hoop?
Pot si altele.

44. Unde sunt parintii tai?
In niciun caz unde-s ai tai, bai asta care-ai pus tu primul intrebarea.

45. Ai fost vreodata sarutat în lift?
Da, de catre sarmanul Dionis.

46. Care e urmatorul CD pe care îl vei cumpara?
Nu cumpar CD-uri.

48. Ce ai cumparat ultima data?
Un ciupacabra mondial.

49. Cât de des vorbesti la telefon?
In fiecare luna.

50. Esti într’o relatie complicata?
Cu metempsihoza sincretica aluziv-absconsa.

51. Ai pus cuiva piedica vreodata?
Da. L-am dat si cu tartacuta de ciment. In repetate randuri, pe parcursul catorva secunde.

52. Folosesti betisoare chinezesti?
Cand ma scarpin in cur.

53. Ierti prea mult?
Nu iert deloc pentru ca mie si lui Chuck Norris nu ni se greseste.

54. Detii o arma?
Da. Arma mea este bunatatea.

55. Ai fost vreodata într-un castel?
Aha.

56. Îti place parul tau?
Aha.

57. Îti place de tine?
Aha.

58. Esti mai apropiat de mama sau de tatal tau?
Hai sictir.

59. Ti-a placut leapsa asta ?!
Nu.

5 comentarii:

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