miercuri, 19 martie 2008

Lepşui-v-aş!

O leapşă kilometrică de la Tomata cu Scufiţă căreia îi mulţumesc pentru ea şi prin care mi se cere să "boldesc" acele afirmaţii care reflectă ceva ce am făcut sau ceva ce mi s-a întâmplat personal. Sunt eu însumi curios să văd cât de activ am fost la viaţa mea. Să începem.

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink - nu mă simt în halul ăsta de marginalizat
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain - only once?
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula - nu, dar nu m-ar deranja
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it - că-s sensibilos
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease - mă rog, eram cam beat şi nu ştiu dacă prosteala aia poate fi numită striptease
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables - am crescut vreo 7 ani la ţară
19) Touched an iceberg
20) Slept under the stars - mi s-a făcut şi dor
21) Changed a baby’s diaper - nu mă speriaţi cu lucruri sfinte
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne - e greţoasă
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment - mda, şi mă scotea Corvin afară
28) Had a food fight - buey, voi nu sunteţi studenţi
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill - chiar destul de frecvent
31) Asked out a stranger
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier - de ce-aş face asta???
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip - chiar a lot of
38) Taken an ice cold bath - e superb, mai ales într-un pârâu de munte
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40) Seen a total eclipse - era să şi leşin
41) Ridden a roller coaster - şi-am vomitat o dată, "băăăăăă, şi ţiam zis să nu mănânci roşii, vezi dacă n-asculţi de prietenul tău?", "hai sictir"
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - of course, umblam cu rockerii, făceam de-astea şi în acel mediu strict şi tradiţional numit în mod popular "ţară"
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day - îmi schimb frecvent accentul fără să-mi dau seama, deşi (sper eu) nu total
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - de ce nu???
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA - n-aş face asta niciodată şi nici n-aş vizita SUA niciodată decât ca să-mi achiziţionez un Harley de la sursă
50) Loved your job for all accounts
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country - de n-aş dansa, numai că n-am trecut încă de graniţele ţării
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe - as soon as possible
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing - cu mâinile goale, era să mă ia dracu
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland - îmi doresc nespus
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them
66) Visited Japan - mi-aş dori şi asta
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow - am încercat, n-a ieşit nimic
69) Alphabetized your records - for what???
70) Pretended to be a superhero
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers - fără să vreau
74) Scuba diving - ce-i asta?
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye - ???
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud - ca porcu
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it - deşi nimic din ce nu regreţi nu ar trebui să regreţi
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - nu e public?
83) Dropped windows in favor of something better - nu chiar asta, dar am spart cauciucurile unor maşini, am împraştiat cuie pe asfalt şi-am distrus straturi de legume, ah, ce plod nesimţit eram
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman - pentru înjurături de mamă am mai pocnit oameni, că de, copiii mici nu-şi ţin nici gura şi nici picioarele
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - ???
90) Gotten engaged - yeak
91) Been in a movie - în teribilul filmuleţ dintr-a 12-a, sper că se pune
92) Crashed a party
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have - e o tâmpenie să afirmi că "you shouldn't have"
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy - să mor dacă ştiu, unele ziceau că da, dar eu n-am încredere în femei :))
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office - nu e mai comod în pat?
97) Gone without food for 5 days - dar mi-am cumpărat pe parcurs
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo - sunt în deplinătatea facultăţilor mele mintale
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert” - expert în ce?
105) Got flowers for no reason - când eram mic, dar nu cred în lipsa motivelor :))
106) Masturbated in a public place - nu, dar cunosc oameni care se plâng că le ies frecvent în cale asemenea specimene
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs - nici să fi luat şi n-aş fi "boldit", că-mi mai citeşte mama blogul, aţi înnebunit? :))
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark
113) Had a one-night stand - cred că întrebarea îşi pierde din sens la băieţi, ei după asta umblă şi sunt şi niţel programaţi dpdv genetic :))
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents - nu văd rostul întrebării, mi se pare tâmpită
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off - mmm, întrebarea e prea radicală
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children - iar mă speriaţi
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did - şi nu-s puţine lucruri
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over - m-am mutat pentru că trebuia să mă mut
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did - iar o întrebare tâmpită
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived - mă rog, se poate spune şi aşa
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane - e un alt vis de-al meu
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart - probably
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being - altă întrebare tâmpită rău de tot, chiar trebuiau să treagă de moţ întrebările astea ca să le dea un număr de 200?
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had a surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train
160) Had a snake as a pet - sunt scârboşi
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper - mă menţin în umbră :))
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair - e oribil
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested - nu, dar nici mult nu era

Perfect. C-am obosit. Leapşa merge la miclowan, Blindgirl şi Simona.

4 comentarii:

Tomata cu scufita spunea...

Cam toti facem aceleasi lucruri, mai mult sau mai putin. :D

puisorul cufurit spunea...

Asa-i. :D Acu depinde si cum le facem. :))))

Simona spunea...

106) Masturbated in a public place - nu, dar cunosc oameni care se plâng că le ies frecvent în cale asemenea specimene =))=))

Lyna spunea...

:)) tareee